Sorry Ass

A tiny tribute for the IBM PC’s 35th anniversary, revisiting Bill Gates’ uncontested gaming milestone from PC-DOS 1.0: DONKEY.BAS. This 512-byte game should run on most x86 PCS, all the way back to the original IBM 5150. A smaller .COM version is available for DOS. The 360KB disk image can be optionally padded to your favorite standard floppy size, written to disk, or loaded in DOSBox.